A State-Fair-and-baseball-loving babe just asked me where she could find a funnel cake. Of course she wants it in five minutes. Listen, she is seriously searching.
Why do I have to wait for the Fair or a baseball game? I mean it’s not right that other places don’t make funnel cakes all year long. What is the deal with that? Amuse used to make a great one. I find this void really annoying.
