How to Be Disgusting 101: Make Drapes Out of Bacon

I’m not a squeamish person, usually, but these balcony drapes made out of bacon…. ugh. I could turn vegetarian if I stare at them long enough.

Drying clothes on your balcony, underwear included? Fine. I get it. People do that in Asia all the time. But sun-drying meat on a balcony in China is taking it to a disturbing level. Imagine all the bugs that can get stuck in those meats, building nests inside… millions of little… okay. I’m grossing myself out. I’ll stop.