What Do You Do With a Dead Gator From Trinity River? Make Nuggets.

David Schechter (@DavidSchechter) via Twitter

Is it bad that when I first got a glimpse of David Schecter’s dead gator discovery on his Twitter yesterday, my brain processed the news in this exact progression?

1) There is no way I’m stepping foot in Trinity River. Ever. Not after that Mud Run participant died there, and especially not after this 11.5 gator swam in those waters.

2) How many pounds of gator nuggets can you make with this big ‘ole reptile?

Your guesses, please.


  • Daily Reader

    I wouldn’t dare eat anything that came out of the Trinity. The fish he ingested in there is probably what killed this gator.