See how cozy we are? (Man it was hot that day. And apparently I am pregnant–with a food baby.) This was taken a few years ago at the Texas Hill Country Food & Wine Festival. I can’t believe he’s married with three kids. I thought for sure we were meant to be together. So much for that. On a side note, during his cooking demonstration that year, when he opened it up for questions, a bunch of women in the audience asked him such relevant questions as “Boxers or briefs?” Poor guy. He handled it well. But it was just evidence that although men get a bad rap for being pigs, I think women are much worse. And shameless!