RE: Somebody Help This Poor Girl

Sometimes I know that it’s never enough. Survival is fine but satisfaction is rough.—Melissa Etheridge

Truer words have never been sung about the “nice lady” who wrote in yesterday asking for help on her “elegant, yet inexpensive” rehearsal dinner. She wants more.

Hi Nancy. Thank you for asking your readers to help. I like some of the ideas but some of them were so mean. Could you take them down. I don’t want any caterers either. Just a nice restaurant. Thank you.

Is this where I am allowed to say “bite me?” KIDDING. (Bite me.) I could suggest a nice inexpensive wine for her party.  The rest is up to you, folks. Go now, ease her worried brow. I’m feeling kinda lose and I’m feeling kind of mean. And I have work to do.