Luckily I haven’t heard back from the elegant-yet-inexpensive rehearsal dinner lady, but this morning I did get an SOS from a Disher who claims to be a “great reader of books.” He is distressed about tacos. More specifically, fried tacos. He has only so many calories to give, so he wants his fried tacos for lunch today to be perfect. I told him to go to Escondido over on Butler. Of course, he wants a choice. So, as your dedicated Culinary Concierge, I ask you to help me help him. It’s BYOVase.