Here is Another Thing That Bothers Me

Sorry, I’ve been a tad busy today trying to write the print version of SideDish. That dang D Magazine is such a time sucker. Thanks to JC for a her clear-headed recap. Anywhoo, I was typing away and Susie Fogelson’s comments about Lisa were still stuck in my head like a bad song. Being the neurotic, self-torturing person that I am, I went back to Susie’s vlog (4 seconds into “Bobby Flay Weighs In”) to see if I remembered what she said correctly. And there it was. “RestauraNteur.” Susie, it’s restauRAteur. There is no “N.” And while I’m at it, why are you giving Aaron, who pronounces coq au vin, “Coke the Van,” so much support. He wouldn’t have been able to get his act together if he hadn’t been feeding off Rachael Ray’s energy. Lordy, the guy made a pizza for a Girl Scout. And you say he worked it “like a pro”? What. Ever. I’m starting to miss Nipa. Oh, one more little thing: is it just me or does Bobby Flay look like Tristan Simon in that clip? I really need a vacation. Or maybe just a couple boxes of Girl Scout cookies.