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Can Somebody Help This Poor Girl?

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Dishers, this nice lady is looking for a place to hold a rehearsal dinner. Her “detailed” request calls for some creativity. Restaurateurs, do you want her? Let me know and I’ll send her your way. Ready, set, cook.

Hi Nancy. I hope you can help me find a place to hold a rehearsal dinner that we will be hosting for our daughter and her fiancee in December. It is going to be an elegant small party of around 80 people. We don’t want Mexican food or anything Texan. There will be lots of older people there plus they have both been married before. But I have some beautiful vases that I want to use for centerpieces and I want the party to be elegant but not expensive. Could you send me 10 places that you like?

Sure, no problem. I’ll just get Laura Bush on the bat phone this afternoon and ask her what she would do. See what I put up with some days? Luckily I now have all of you to help me answer my mail. They’ve both been married before? Here’s my hint, Heloise: skip the dinner and give the happy couple the money and the vases. Next.

UPDATE: $50 per person. Go.

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