Dallas’ Rachel Lindsay Is Off The Bachelor, on to Bigger Fish in the Sea

What's a Bachelor winner to a Bachelorette?

Photo via ABC.
Photo via ABC.

This story has a happy ending, so we’ll keep it brief. Prophecy was fulfilled, and Dallas attorney Rachel Lindsay was voted off The Bachelor island by Nick Viall on Monday night.

It looked sad:

This, of course, had to happen so that Lindsay could ascend and claim her destiny as the next BacheloretteHer search for love will now continue from a position of power, and it will continue on television. Who’s the real winner here?