I don’t expect James Brown live at the Apollo during the halftime show of the annual Dallas Cowboys Thanksgiving game. I don’t expect The Who live at Leeds. I don’t expect a great, or even good, performance.
But Luke Bryan, this year’s musical act, is a new low for a show that’s featured Pitbull not once, but twice, in the last five years. The show, for the 19th year, will tie into the kickoff for the Salvation Army’s Red Kettle Campaign. That’s great, and you can donate online right here. You can also donate to the North Texas Food Bank, or one of many other charitable organizations that have not given their tacit support to Luke Bryan, a man who should be in the Hague for his crimes against country music.
Bryan is probably a lovely guy, and I am willing to acknowledge that his music may just not be for me. However, Thanksgiving is hard enough as is. I am really dreading welcoming Bryan into my home Thursday via my family’s traditional watching of the Cowboys game and our customary awkward chit-chat about the halftime performer. Dreading it so much, in fact, that I just want to get ahead of things for 2016 and make some suggestions for musical acts. In keeping with this year’s country music theme, I’ve stuck with active country performers for the purposes of the upcoming list.
Here are 171 musical acts I’d rather see than Luke Bryan during the Cowboys halftime show. Happy Thanksgiving.
- Alan Jackson
- Alison Krauss & Union Station
- Andy Gibson
- Ashley Monroe
- Ashton Shepherd
- The Band Perry
- Big Kenny
- Billy Craig
- Billy Currington
- Blackberry Smoke
- Blaine Larson
- Bomshel
- Brad Paisley
- Brantley Gilbert
- Brett Eldredge
- Brooks & Dunn
- Bucky Covington
- Caitlin & Will
- Carrie Underwood
- Casey James
- Cassadee Pope
- Chris Cagle
- Chris Stapleton
- Chris Young
- Chuck Wicks
- Clay Walker
- Colt Ford
- Cole Swindell
- Corey Smith
- Craig Campbell
- Craig Morgan
- Cross Canadian Ragweed
- Crossin Dixon
- Danielle Peck
- Danny Gokey
- Darius Rucker
- Darryl Worley
- David Nail
- Dean Brody
- Dierks Bentley
- Dolly Parton
- Dustin Lynch
- Easton Corbin
- Edens Edge
- Eli Young Band
- Emily West
- Eric Church
- Eric Paslay
- Faith Hill
- Frankie Ballard
- Garth Brooks
- Gary Allan
- George Strait
- Gloriana
- Gretchen Wilson
- Hank Williams III
- Heidi Newfield
- Hunter Hayes
- The JaneDear Girls
- Jack Ingram
- James Otto
- James Wesley
- Jamey Johnson
- Jana Kramer
- Jaron and the Long Road to Love
- Jason Michael Carroll
- JB and the Moonshine Band
- Jennette McCurdy
- Jerrod Niemann
- Jessica Harp
- Jessie James
- Jewel
- Jimmy Wayne
- Jo Dee Messina
- Joe Nichols
- Joey + Rory
- Jon Pardi
- Josh Abbott Band
- Josh Gracin
- Josh Kelley
- Josh Thompson
- Josh Turner
- JT Hodges
- Julianne Hough
- Justin Moore
- Kacey Musgraves
- Keith Anderson
- Keith Urban
- Kellie Pickler
- Kelly Clarkson
- Kenny Chesney
- Kevin Fowler
- Kid Rock
- Kip Moore
- Kix Brooks
- Kristin Chenoweth
- The Lacs
- Lady Antebellum
- Laura Bell Bundy
- Lauren Alaina
- LeAnn Rimes
- Lee Ann Womack
- Lee Brice
- Little Big Town
- LoCash Cowboys
- Lonestar
- The Lost Trailers
- Love and Theft
- Lucy Hale
- Lyle Lovett
- Mark Chesnutt
- Mark Wills
- Martina McBride
- Matt Kennon
- Matt Mason
- Marty Stuart
- Michelle Branch
- Miranda Lambert
- Miss Willie Brown
- Montgomery Gentry
- Pat Green
- Phil Vassar
- Pistol Annies
- Randy Houser
- Randy Montana
- Randy Travis
- Rascall Flatts
- Reba McEntire
- Reckless Kelly
- Rodney Atkins
- Ronnie Dunn
- Rose Falcon
- Rosanne Cash
- Sam Hunt (musician)
- Sara Evans
- Sarah Buxton
- Sarah Darling
- Sasha Pieterse
- Scotty McCreery
- Shania Twain
- Sheryl Crow
- Shooter Jennings
- Sia
- Skylar Laine
- Steel Magnolia
- Steve Azar
- Steve Earl
- Steve Holy
- Sugarland
- Sunny Sweeney
- Taylor Swift
- Terri Clark
- The Dirt Daubers
- The Farm
- The Henningsens
- Thomas Rhett
- Thompson Square
- Tim McGraw
- Trace Adkins
- Tracy Lawrence
- Trailer Choir
- Trent Tomlinson
- Toby Keith
- Troy Olsen
- Tyler Farr
- Uncle Kracker
- Walker Hayes
- Whitney Duncan
- Willie Nelson
- Wynonna
- Zac Brown Band
S/O to Wikipedia.