Maybe the writers of Lost could offer some advice to Big Rich Texas on how to make a good season finale. The season two finale of the train-wreck “reality” TV show was simply painful. I’ve seen more drama in infomercials.
Well, we better get to it. Pam arrives in California to kick Whitney out of Hannah’s apartment. She’s afraid that Whitney is a bad influence. Good eye, Pam. However, Hannah is making good grades and keeping her school and social lives separate. So there’s that (I guess).
Side note: The sound of Pam’s voice makes me cringe, and if she were my mother, I would have moved out at age 14. Here’s some advice to the producers for season three: 1) Don’t make a season three. 2) If you must, Pam needs subtitles.
Deaynni’s husband is doing Connie’s store remodel, and it’s nowhere near completion. Hopefully you’ve caught on to the gist of this show. In every episode, there are scenes leading up to an event where all hell breaks loose. The event this episode is Connie’s grand opening.
Bonnie is still miserable from her laser treatments and nose job. She wants to go to California to bring Whitney home, but she needs to get approval from Dr. A. Right. Good luck with that, B.
Meanwhile, Leeanne is going to nominate Leslie for the Fashionistas board. There has to be a unanimous vote, and there is no way Pam will vote for Leslie. So there goes that chance. Oh, and they found asbestos in Connie’s new store, so the construction is put on hold. Building here for the blow-up (as if we needed Connie to hate Deaynni any more than she already does).
Growing up, Whitney’s idol was Pamela Anderson. I mean… come on. Didn’t see that one coming, right? Pam has a change of heart and lets Whitney stay with Hannah. Call me crazy, but this seems like a plan in Pam’s plot to run the world. Hannah, in a few weeks you’ll wish your mother hadn’t changed her mind.
But wait, Connie and Deaynni are now best friends because Connie got her way.
As promised, Pam is the only one who disapproves of Leslie’s board nomination. She can’t even give a reason why. This whole subplot is just straight up annoying. Honestly, I would love to hear the reasons why she is a “slimy snail.” Oh, and have you noticed that Leslie is an ugly crier? Poor thing.
Finally, we’ve made it to the night of the event, and Connie is so excited about the turnout for Uptown Consignment. Bonnie confronts Pam about getting in the middle of her family business, and the drama starts. Melissa and Leslie get involved, and Leslie gets a drink in her face. Classy. Pam and her camel toe leave the party, and my guess is, she won’t ever be coming back. A girl can dream, right?
Fin.
