Courtney Kerr

Tim Rogers requested that I, D Magazine’s new associate editor, write a post to introduce myself to FrontBurner readers. He usually does a Q&A with new hires, but he ordered a "Dusty" (PBR + whiskey) during our City Tavern lunch with the edit staff and, I can only imagine, is feeling the effects. What can I say about myself of any interest? Not much. Aside from some freelance writing, the past three years of my life have largely been spent as a stay-at-home mom. I could mention that I went to high school with Courtney Kerr. (Insider info: She was a cheerleader, hung out with the cool kids, but was too tall and gawky to attract much male attention.) But even that's a stretch. So instead, I am going to imagine tonight's conversation with my husband, whose name is Brandon, but whom Tim keeps referring to as Steve.

Oh, boy.

It was fun while it lasted. Kinda.

Let's drink some drinks and make some bad decisions.

What? You didn't watch Episode 9?