1. His pocket presence
2. The way, when pass protection breaks down, he’s able to scramble and pick up the first down
3. His unerring read of opposing defenses
4. The fact that he went un-drafted, spent four years as a backup, and is now putting up better numbers than Roger Staubach
5. His charming, off-the-cuff answers to questions from the media
6. His cute dimples
7. The way he smells
8. The playful way he stopped returning our calls
9. The clever method he used to tell us what he wants for his birthday, by dog-earing pages of a J.Crew catalog before throwing it in the trash in the alley behind his house
10. His restraining order