Do I need to get a Kickstarter going? Because I will. In the meantime, you can read this, but it’s not going to sate my thirst. Or my hunger.
Note: Twitter wits making Chandler from Friends jokes like the one below is helping a little, but that alone won’t do it.
I am just making Matthew Perry jokes in my head. "Could this sign and trade BE any more complicated?"
— Kirk (@KirkSeriousFace) July 10, 2014