Quick! What color tie goes with a burgundy smoking jacket? My butler Benedict just quit and I'm late to a gallery showing at De Boule!
— Fake Chart Westcott (@TheChartWestcot) February 27, 2014
Surely you know who Chart Westcott is. You wouldn’t be here if you didn’t. The Fake Chart Westcott is currently struggling through life without his butler, Benedict. Enjoy. And let’s field some guesses in the comments as to who is behind the account.
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