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Cuban Offers Trump $1 Million to Shave His Head

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Watch this video, which appears to have been shot in a black-box theater.

Okay, you’re done, and you’ll never have those 37 seconds back. If you ignored my instructions, the headline should do enough to catch you up. In response to Donald Trump’s $5 million offer to President Obama’s charity of choice for the release his college transcripts and passport application, Mark Cuban offered that sputtering pile of follicles $1 million to shave his head. Thankfully, someone’s Xanga page has already imagined what he’d look like bald.

And as much as I’d enjoy this, I’d much prefer if Mayor Mike forked over $500,000 worth of P’Zones to former Mayor Tom Leppert, provided he stops wearing that flag/eagle shirt.

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