Why D Magazine NEEDS To Adopt TMZ’s Headline Style, Via the Deion-Pilar Divorce

DEION SANDERS I NEVER Offered Cash for Ass

DEION SANDERS Pilar’s Trying to EXTORT Me

PILAR SANDERS SLAMS DEION He’s a No-Good CHEATER … and a MEGA-Narcissist

DEION SANDERS Daughter SLAMS Step-Mom — You’re a ‘Gold-Digging H*e’

And so on. Do people click on those because they’re sensational subject-wise? Of course. Oh my lord. But also, because they generally make sure to CAPITALIZE a word in most headlines. That tells me, as a reader, “There is something important here. Something IMPORTANT. SOMETHING important.” See? You want to click on that sentence don’t you? But you can’t, because all it would do is highlight the sentence, and not take you to a magical, grammatically suspect blog post. Anyway, I’m doing this from now on.