I Hope Holli Christine Chapman and Leander Douglas Adams III Go To Hell. And as soon as this blog opens a swear jar, I would love to tell you in exacting detail what I hope happens to the two of them there.
[Deep Breath.] OK.
Six-Month Drug Sting At TCU Results In 17 Arrests, Including 4 Football Players. Well, I guess TCU is finally a part of big-time college athletics. The arrests are one thing, but if even close to 60 players failed a surprise drug test recently, I mean, damn, son. Or maybe it was just second-hand smoke.
One More Time For Mark Cuban, Ladies and Gents. He gave me an NBA title. He gave Tim his precious St. Patrick’s Day Parade. Next up: Krista needs a cure for diabetes. Whenever you’re ready, sir.
Wylie City Employees Are Playing Dodgeball. So that’s something.
Josh Hamilton Is Getting a “Josh Hamilton Makeover.” I hope he starts with losing the Oakleys.
