Read the entire interview — or at least the parts they published — with the once and future J.R. Ewing right here. A few out-of-context tastes to make you click:
“I just couldn’t resist it. I licked her from her hand up to her elbow.”
“Anything that’s fun gets a bad rap. I don’t know, I’ve never swapped in one of my baths – or anywhere, for that matter – and I’ve had them for like 50 years.”
“But I did want to be spread over a field and have marijuana and wheat planted and harvest it in a couple of years and then have a big marijuana cake, enough for 200 to 300 people.”
“No.”
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