I just got a piece of spam from Belgium that was begging me to visit a certain website. I will not be visiting the site, and I won’t mention its URL here, but I did want to share three amusing pieces of the e-mail.
The greeting: “Hello Hello – Dallas, home of JR”
The appeal: “It would be sooo cool if you could just go to the website once, or maybe…., just maybe, mention it in your press empire’s statements.”
The sign off: “Best waffles”