Update: Still hilarious, but Bryan Mytko isn’t so clever, after all. Turns out, he stole the jokes.
I’ll bet you Guy Fieri’s not having such a good day. Or year, really. After NYT critic, Pete Wells, slammed his restaurant and Nancy took a punch at it, too (people still love to leave comments on that post), a brilliant man named Bryan Mytko decides to kick Fieri when he’s already begging for mercy.
From Eater National:
“It was put together by a gentleman by the name of Bryan Mytko who proudly tweeted: “Guy Fieri didn’t register his restaurant’s domain name, so I picked it up. I think this new menu look great.” The website, a simple parody menu, includes things like “Guy’s Big Balls,” “Honky-Tonky Double Barrel Meat Loaded Blast,” and “The ‘Hobo Lobo Bordello Slam Jam’ Appetizer.” There is also a french fry topping called “Donkamole.”